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MMA humour


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Kadangi sukuriau tokia tema Wrestlingui, pamaniau kad MMA palikti ant ledo butu negrazu..
Pirmam post'ui - taip pat tweet'as. Si karta Shane Carwin atsako zmogui, parasiusiam jog jo uzsisakyta Shane Carwin nuotrauka buvo pradurta ir perplesta..
Shane Carwin atsakymas:
"Obviously @thefrankmir has fans at the post office. This is a new low...." :)


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Pora smaikščių palyginimų. :)

Wandy = Chuck Norris

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Fedor = The Punisher

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Tim Sylvia = Star Wars

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Rampage humoras:

Since @SugaRashadEvans wants to go all childish......... @sugarashadevans mama so fat he bought her a UFC shirt & even @danawhite thought it stood for ugly fat chick!!


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"I consider myself something of a legend in MMA" @Tim Silvia :D


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Some fan to Dana: "this is why fedor won't compete in ufc"
Dana: "cause he sucks?" :thumb:


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Q: Shane, you are the interim champion, but there’s no belt. Where is it?

Brock: “It doesn’t exist”

Shane: “When Brock said it’s fake, it went poof”


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Galimi Tito Ortiz pasiteisinimai, po potencialiai pralaimetos kovos Hamill'ui: (is MMAMania.com komentaru)

possibly Tito Ortiz pasakė:

I blew out my back playing Hopscotch
I could only train 2 days a week
I wasn’t in shape
I had a torn ACL
I got poked in the eyes
c7 and c8 had bulging disc and or blown disc
Robbed by uneducated judges
I Forgot the safe word me and Jenna use
I have a cracked skull

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Chael Sonnen twitter:

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ringside seats to Wandy's next humiliating loss, and that's pretty much the same thing."

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Again, some Chael "humor":

"I can finally get back to the most important thing in my life. Defending my Middleweight Championship."


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Some more of the most interesting man in the world:

"I ask Brazil for a fight, and Machida answers.I ask for a REAL fight, and a Marine steps up.I see you hiding Lyoto, and I won't forget this."

Gaila šiek tiek, kad UFC pametė kamuoliuką su Stann, nes Chael turėtų jį pervažiuoti:)


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Evans: "@TitoOrtiz lent me a pair of his shades. Is it me or r they way 2 big?! Lol Tito's head might b bigger than Pages! Lol ... his head is so big when it rains his shoulders don't get wet! These r just jokes! Tweeples don't get all hurt!"


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Rodyti pranešimąLix, 2011-06-20, 01:38, pasakė:

Chael Sonnen twitter:
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ringside seats to Wandy's next humiliating loss, and that's pretty much the same thing."

Rodyti pranešimąFortaz, 2011-06-29, 11:24, pasakė:

Again, some Chael "humor":
"I can finally get back to the most important thing in my life. Defending my Middleweight Championship."

Rodyti pranešimąFortaz, 2011-07-07, 09:35, pasakė:

Some more of the most interesting man in the world:
"I ask Brazil for a fight, and Machida answers.I ask for a REAL fight, and a Marine steps up.I see you hiding Lyoto, and I won't forget this."

Gaila šiek tiek, kad UFC pametė kamuoliuką su Stann, nes Chael turėtų jį pervažiuoti:)
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Chael sulaukė brazilų atsakymo...:) https://www.facebook...257551787590619

Šį pranešimą redagavo `MalioK`: 2011-08-20, 23:22
Ne visi (tarkim, as) turi Facebook accountus, mate.


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http://twitpic.com/6v77u8


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    IT'S GOD DAMN REAL...

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Cheal Sonnen vs Arianny Celeste

Prasidejo nuo to, kad Cheal duodamas interviu Las Vegas Weekly numete pora akmenu i Arianny darza:

Cheal Sonnen pasakė:

We only had one and that was Chandella. The other was the IQ card girl. Arianny kind of walks around and holds up her latest test score. One time when there was a title fight, she got all the way up to five and we were very proud of her.
Arianny atsove via twitter:

Arianny Celeste pasakė:

Hey what's ur name.. after @spideranderson kicks your ass..u won't even be able to count to 5!! Get ready to kiss brazils ass!
Cheal responded:

Cheal Sonnen pasakė:

Seems easy to wear a bikini and seems easy to walk in a circle, but try walking in a circle while wearing a bikini. Talented girl,






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