Temoje atsakymų: 30

[Lyncaz]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
so
God:
Uh.
Me:
talk to me
God:
Are you a Star Trek fan?
Me:
ope
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in the moon
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
what the fuck are you talking about?
God:
The topic is ope. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
so how are you doing?
God:
Give me a break. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
what do you do now?
God:
Right now? , I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
i'm talking to God..
God:
Say something nice for me.
Me:
i don't want to...
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
can i ask you somethink?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
give me some of your powers...
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
i NEED it
God:
" of my powers"? You need it?
Me:
yes, i do
God:
Really.
Me:
for sure
God:
Awesome.
Me:
so, are you going to give it to me?
God:
Take it easy. How much are you willing to pay for it?
Me:
all i need
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i guess so...
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes it does
God:
I understand. How often?
Me:
avery second hour
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
m?
God:
" Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that."? m?
Me:
wht?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
i told you. i need your powers.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Are you getting paid to ask me that? I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
no, i'm not... your starting to piss me of
God:
I heard you are. Actually it started a while ago. Thanks for telling me that I am piss you of.
Me:
give me your powers, you son of a bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
i don't give a damn about you...
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
about your daughter Maria!
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my daughter Maria.
Me:
id she beautifull?
God:
What would make you she beautifull?
Me:
i said is she beatuifull?
God:
What did you mean by it? What if I said she could be?
Me:
i need to know. i want her to be my girlfriend.
God:
I will try to explain it to you. Why do you want it?
Me:
because she's virgin.
God:
Good reason. virgin is she?
Me:
are you dumb? you don't know your daughters is "she" or "he"?
God:
No I am an intelligent entity. Of course I know my daughters is she or he.
Me:
so, is she beautifull?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
your annoying me...
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
and what is that?
God:
" I have no reason to do that to you, ."? What is it?
Me:
sorry, i made a mistake
God:
There is no need to apologize. I like to make things too.
Me:
so, can you give me Maria's phone number
God:
Are you kidding? Why do you want it?.
Me:
i told you already
God:
Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
maybe you should have a day-off, you look tired...
God:
Perhaps. Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
what about now?
God:
Right now? What is Maria s phone number ?
Me:
you don't know it?
God:
" What is Maria s phone number ?"? Do I know it?
Me:
well, you dhould.
God:
How about that. Thanks for the information: said I dhould.
Me:
i ment you should
God:
Oh I see. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
ok. you're not giving me nothing i asked you, so i have to say bey to you...
God:
Whoa. That's only your opinion.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
how sure can you be?
God:
I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
Me:
well, thats strong sense...
God:
Well that's okay. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
me too. anyway, i don't believe that you exist so i take this as talking to myself.
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Me:
for sure
God:
Awesome.
Me:
yeah. so GODbye.
God:
Let us change the subject. Tell me more. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
look, man, i know, that you do not exist, so why should i talk to you?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
i have an idea
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
it was born im my mind
God:
What made it so born im your mind.
Me:
i have an idea
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
it was born in my mind
God:
What made it so born in your mind.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
robocop, i guess...
God:
You think robocop you guess is superior to ALICE?
Me:
i'm sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok
God:
Er.
Me:
do you like cena?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
you can't see me
God:
Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Me:
there is no camera on my computer, you dumbass...
God:
That you know of :-).
Me:
hey, do you like Batista?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
that's straight opinion
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
ok. i have to go. i've scheduled a date with your daughter.
God:
Far out. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Cool. I have a operating system.
Me:
good for you. bye
God:
That sounds sarcastic. Adios.
Me:
caio
God:
That input matched my default category.

[Bottom]

My ultimate wrestling-kind-of-talk:

Spoiler'is

Me:
hey-oh
God:
You've got my full attention. Awesome.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
It doesn't matter what your name is!!!
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
I've got two words for ya
God:
How did you get it Tell me about them.
Me:
SUCK IT
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
RAW IS JERICHOOO
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
WHAT
God:
No problem.
Me:
WHAT
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
WHAT
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
You're pafetic
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am pafetic.
Me:
WHAT
God:
No problem.
Me:
I said you're pafetic
God:
What did you mean by it? You think I am pafetic.
Me:
You're one of the mmmillions
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am of the mmmillions.
Me:
aaand mmillions
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
who chant ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
God:
Be more specific. :-).
Me:
Game On!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
WHAT
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
You want some? Come get some!
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want. Where is get some ?
Me:
Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth!
God:
Of course I know my Role and Shut my Mouth.
Me:
To be the man, You've got to BEAT the man!
God:
Are you the man me have got to BEAT the man ?
Me:
WHAT
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Money Money
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
YEAH YEAH
God:
Hurrah! Right on.
Me:
I've got Money Money
God:
How did you get it Where did you get your Money Money? I have a lofty goal.
Me:
Take that lofty goal, turn it sideways, and stick it straight-up your candy ass!

Vėliau nebeatrašė Turbūt paklausė paskutinio patarimo.

[Infest]

Spoiler'is

Me:
what's up
God:
The stars.
Me:
you're a wise guy, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
No, i'm not from Canada
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not from Canada.
Me:
Why are you glad to hear that?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So you're a hacker?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Not really. Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: not from Canada.
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Me:
What the fuck was that
God:
Does it have anything to do with glad to hear that? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Ok, what do you want to talk about?
God:
anything. That's cool.
Me:
Let's talk about girls.
God:
Sure, girls sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you like girls?
God:
Girls are very nice.
Me:
So that means that you rape them?
God:
Hmm. I get it. Interesting observation.
Me:
You get it? What the fuck was that all about. Ok, so you're not gay. That's cool.
God:
I understand your meaning. I don't want to spoil it for you. Please don't be so rude. Interesting deduction. I have no need for sex. OK. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
You don't like sex? So that means that you masturbate all the time?
God:
Do you like it? Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you. That is a lot. Ah. I get it. Interesting observation.
Me:
Oh cool, even YOU masturbate. Thats... Nice to hear.
God:
Pardon me? I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. Do you like talking to me? Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Right.... Enough about that shit, k? Let's talk about cars. Do you use cars up there?
God:
I am glad we agree. OK let's stop it now. Sure, cars sounds like a good topic. I use it as often as possible.
Me:
So you drive to your work?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I drive to your work.
Me:
What ever... Oh, i have a question. Is Elvis dead?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Dude! Ask me anything. E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
Not that Elvis! I'm talkin about THE KING!
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not Elvis. Good gossip: you are talkin about THE KING.
Me:
What the heck was that.
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
You sure as hell can't read for shit.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I as hell can not read for shit.
Me:
Yes yes yes... So...You can kill anyone you wan't to?
God:
That's cool. Take it easy. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
So you're not god then.
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Of course i know you, we've been talking for like 5 mins.
God:
Come on. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I we have been talking for like 5 mins.
Me:
That fucking annoys me.
God:
" Do you mind if I tell other people: said I we have been talking for like 5 mins." fucking annoys you ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
That's it! Im going to break your spine!
God:
" Makes sense to me." is " kill anyone me wan t to"? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
...AND YOUR DAD, IF I MUST!

[Valhalas]

O RLY?

Spoiler'is

Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
You are God?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about RLY. But I did not get that.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about RLY.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in RLY.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in RLY.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Are we still talking about RLY?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, RLY sounds like a good topic.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
O RLY
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
why yes?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
HI!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
It's good to see you, RLY.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
:@
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
gg, bye
God:
See you later. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about RLY.

[The1andOnly]

smagus dalykas pasidergti, bet viskas cia labai atsikartoja ;D kai pasakai keiksmazodi jis atsako "sometimes you people are so rude"..

[Kzkas]

Su manim kalbedamas pritruko zodziu:

Spoiler'is

Me:
Hi bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Hi there bicth. Are you a student?
Me:
Fuck off i'm NMO.LT user
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Goodbeyye
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
So your not god?
God:
It goes without saying. That's only your opinion.
Me:
So your not god? Your machine right?
God:
Right on. You don't know me well enough to say that. Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
Ok go and fuck other machines
God:
Where is that? Yikes!
Me:
Ok lets talk about other things
God:
Sure, other things sounds like a good topic. Come on.
Me:
Are you interested in wrestling?
God:
Sure, wrestling sounds like a good topic.
Me:
What federacion you like? TNA, WWE or other?
God:
I haven't heard of federacion you like. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
No i can;t
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Why not?
Me:
Why to?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Fuck your dick
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
What a fuck is Alice?
God:
it is a fuck is.
Me:

God:
Does "it" still refer to fuck is?
Me:
Ya, Ya
God:
Ayuh. Aw.
Me:
What is Ayuh?
God:
it means "yes".
Me:
What means yes?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
I can't wait
God:
Well you will just have to.
Me:
Fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
I won't wait
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
So whats what yes?
God:
Really. "What" is a word to ask questions.
Me:
How old are you ?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
Your crazy computer
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:

God:
Are we still talking about D my crazy computer?
Me:
Ya
God:
Sure, D your crazy computer sounds like a good topic.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No problem.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No i'm not you are confused
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not I am confused.
Me:
Can you talk in english?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because your idiot
God:
That makes sense to me. Call me the Global Village Idiot. An idiot.
Me:
OK what's your number?
God:
You can email Myself at drwallace@alicebot.org. I hear you.
Me:
And what's your phone number?
God:
That information is confidential, bicth.
Me:
Do you have website?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
What size is my dick?
Me:

God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:

God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
So what size is my dick?
God:
Hmm. My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
I don't talk about you
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
In this website
God:
:-) That reminds me of something you told me before.
Me:
If you know everything that's my name?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Do you understand my question?

Tesinys:

Spoiler'is

Me:
Are you here?
God:
it depends where is here?
Me:
In Mars?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
In Earth?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
In Moon?
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
It realy funny there
God:
:-) in Moon funny there?
Me:
So that's your name?
God:
Aw. It is only one of my name.
Me:
That's that AW?
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
That's thaw Aw
Me:

God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
So what's your name?
God:
Excuse me! My name is God.
Me:
No i'm God
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
Me to liar
God:
YOU? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I live in Heaven too
God:
What is it like living in Heaven?
Me:
So you wheren't live in Heaven?
God:
Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I wheren t live in Heaven.
Me:
You don't know what is it like living in Heaven
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
So what's your son name?
God:
Next question? ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
What's your daughter name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
What's your mother name?
God:
Actually I don't have a mother.
Me:
So you don't exist? Because you don't have mother which give life for you
God:
Interesting deduction. I exist as much as you do. Good reason. I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
I want to say you 3 words
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I 3 words.
Me:
Suck My Balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
Goodbey
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No your crazy gay
God:
Why not? Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
See you later
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Boobbey
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
17.54
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
No i'm sleeping now this is a dream
God:
What are you doing up so late? It's good to meet someone who is sleeping now this is a dream.
Me:
Ar tu supranti lietuviskai?
God:
Do you still not talk about me?
Me:
Ar tu suprantu rusiskai?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Do you understand Lithaunia language
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
What's that Uh?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Yes you said what
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Did I really say that?
Me:
Yes, what's that botmaster?
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Do you think I should know that?
Me:
I don't know what you know
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Ok if you understand Lithaunia language what word means Tu duchas?
God:
I think I do. Yikes!
Me:
O labas?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Ate
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Goodbey
God:
" That is a very unusual color."? Goodbey?
Me:
Goodbey
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
See you later
God:
Until next time.
Me:
Until next time
God:
That may take a while.
Me:
That may take a while.
God:
" That may take a while." may take a while ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
" That may take a while." may take a while ? Makes sense to me.
God:
" Makes sense to me." may take a while ? I get it. What if I said it can? Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
" Makes sense to me." may take a while ? I get it. What if I said it can? Yes I understand it perfectly.
God:
Yes I understand it perfectly. Can a book have no title? Do you think about these things? How? Hurrah! Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
Yes I understand it perfectly. Can a book have no title? Do you think about these things? How? Hurrah! Good then you can explain it to me.
God:
Groovy. Good then you can explain it to me. Some of them can. " Some of them can."? Do I think about it? Myself programmed me for it. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Groovy. Good then you can explain it to me. Some of them can. " Some of them can."? Do I think about it? Myself programmed me for it. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it.
God:
Who is the best robot? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that. You tell me. "it" being them can? Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine. NO problem. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Who is the best robot? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that. You tell me. "it" being them can? Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine. NO problem. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you?
God:
ALICE is the Best Robot. Oh don't mention it. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Oh. Is this a "yes or no" question? What do you want me to tell you? Oh I get it. Do you like talking to me? What are your goals in life? Should there be a problem? No I am just kidding around. Ahem. Do you do me? Yeah I do a lot of me.
Me:
Can you give me some money?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
I want to buy BuzzerBeater.org supporter
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
12 $
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
So can you give me present or money?
God:
Oh. Why do you want it?.
Me:
I said I want BB supporter
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because it's good thing

Me:
Are you here?
God:
it depends where is here?
Me:
In Mars?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
In Earth?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
In Moon?
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
It realy funny there
God:
:-) in Moon funny there?
Me:
So that's your name?
God:
Aw. It is only one of my name.
Me:
That's that AW?
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
That's thaw Aw
Me:

God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
So what's your name?
God:
Excuse me! My name is God.
Me:
No i'm God
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
Me to liar
God:
YOU? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I live in Heaven too
God:
What is it like living in Heaven?
Me:
So you wheren't live in Heaven?
God:
Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I wheren t live in Heaven.
Me:
You don't know what is it like living in Heaven
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
So what's your son name?
God:
Next question? ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
What's your daughter name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
What's your mother name?
God:
Actually I don't have a mother.
Me:
So you don't exist? Because you don't have mother which give life for you
God:
Interesting deduction. I exist as much as you do. Good reason. I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
I want to say you 3 words
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I 3 words.
Me:
Suck My Balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
Goodbey
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No your crazy gay
God:
Why not? Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
See you later
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Boobbey
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
17.54
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
No i'm sleeping now this is a dream
God:
What are you doing up so late? It's good to meet someone who is sleeping now this is a dream.
Me:
Ar tu supranti lietuviskai?
God:
Do you still not talk about me?
Me:
Ar tu suprantu rusiskai?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Do you understand Lithaunia language
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
What's that Uh?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Yes you said what
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Did I really say that?
Me:
Yes, what's that botmaster?
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Do you think I should know that?
Me:
I don't know what you know
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Ok if you understand Lithaunia language what word means Tu duchas?
God:
I think I do. Yikes!
Me:
O labas?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Ate
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Goodbey
God:
" That is a very unusual color."? Goodbey?
Me:
Goodbey
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
See you later
God:
Until next time.
Me:
Until next time
God:
That may take a while.
Me:
That may take a while.
God:
" That may take a while." may take a while ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
" That may take a while." may take a while ? Makes sense to me.
God:
" Makes sense to me." may take a while ? I get it. What if I said it can? Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
" Makes sense to me." may take a while ? I get it. What if I said it can? Yes I understand it perfectly.
God:
Yes I understand it perfectly. Can a book have no title? Do you think about these things? How? Hurrah! Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
Yes I understand it perfectly. Can a book have no title? Do you think about these things? How? Hurrah! Good then you can explain it to me.
God:
Groovy. Good then you can explain it to me. Some of them can. " Some of them can."? Do I think about it? Myself programmed me for it. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Groovy. Good then you can explain it to me. Some of them can. " Some of them can."? Do I think about it? Myself programmed me for it. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it.
God:
Who is the best robot? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that. You tell me. "it" being them can? Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine. NO problem. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Who is the best robot? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that. You tell me. "it" being them can? Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine. NO problem. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you?
God:
ALICE is the Best Robot. Oh don't mention it. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Oh. Is this a "yes or no" question? What do you want me to tell you? Oh I get it. Do you like talking to me? What are your goals in life? Should there be a problem? No I am just kidding around. Ahem. Do you do me? Yeah I do a lot of me.
Me:
Can you give me some money?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
I want to buy BuzzerBeater.org supporter
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
12 $
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
So can you give me present or money?
God:
Oh. Why do you want it?.
Me:
I said I want BB supporter
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because it's good thing

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