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Wrestlemania XXX
Wrestlemania XXX, was the final Wrestlemania under the WWE's banner. This was because during the event, Vince McMahon lost ownership of the company to Jeff Jarrett and Dixie Carter during the event. Thus the company became property of TNA. Vince Russo was hired to book the event. Because this was the biggest Wrestlemania of all time (and would be the last under the WWE banner), many of the card's matches were either big matches, interesting cross over match ups, pointless matches, stupid dragged out segments, endings to long time feuds, or spoiler matches. Celebrity involvement at the event was huge; many of which the audience didn't wanna see there in the first place. The main theme music of the event was "End Of All Hope" by Nightwish. Adema provided the closing music to the event.
* Liu Kang defeated Shang Tsung , Samus , Link , Buu , Ryu , Leon Kennedy and Bowser in "The Money In The Bank Ladder Match" to win the money in the bank.
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o Backstage,Vince McMahon had a stare down with Jeff Jarrett. The segment took up 15 minutes and was completely boring as the two talked about things the audience didn't want to hear. Vince talked about Triple H (much like he always does) and Jarrett talked about his love for Carrie Underwood.
* "The Alpha Male" Monty Brown defeated Simba in a "Winner Becomes King Of Pride Rock" Match to become the new king of Pride Rock.
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o Backstage, there is a massive brawl going on between Peter Griffin and The Big Chicken. The two are both bloody and bruised and cannot be stopped. The two brawl for several minutes and many legendary wrestlers such as Hillbilly Jim, Shockmaster, Steve Blackman, Virgil, and Nacho Libre try to stop them, but ultimately fail. The two continue fighting until they head down to the ring. Immediately a red faced Vince McMahon announces that Peter Griffin and The Big Chicken will do battle in a "Street Fight".
* Peter Griffin "defeated" The Big Chicken in a "Street Fight" match when Abdullah The Butcher came out and body slammed The Big Chicken.
* Following the match, Peter walked off quietly to the backstage. Meanwhile, the chicken's leg moves and clenches into a fist. This means the two will do battle again...very soon.
* Optimus Primal defeated Optimus Prime in the "TRUKK NOT MUNKY Royale" Match.
* Kyle Katarn defeated the Jedi Exile in a "Jedi Outcast" match.
* Jessica Simpson defeated Ashlee Simpson in a "Loser Never Can Sing Again Match" after Joe Simpson, Mrs Simpson , Ryan Cabrera , and Nick Lachey interfered on Jessica's behalf.
o After the match the audience booed Ashlee Simpson and chanted "NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNA Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye" as Ashlee Simpson walked off crying. No longer able to sing in public again and after losing her remaining fan base (which was nobody) and her contract deal, Ashlee went on to follow her life's true calling; a fry cook for her hometown of Weirdo Texas's local McDonalds.
* The Deadly Alliance (Shang Tsung and Quan Chi) defeated The Mario Brothers (Mario and Luigi) to win the World Tag Team Championship Belts .
* Al Gore vs ManBearPig in a "Super Cerial Match" ended in a double disqualification after the referee discovered that ManBearPig wasn't real and found out that Al Gore was using ManBearPig as a way to get attention since he has no friends.
* Jackie Chan ate some cookies
* Bruce Lee became the only living being to defeat Chuck Norris in a "Loser Leaves Martial Arts Behind Match"
* Mello defeated Willie Wonka in a "Chocolate Bar Cage Match" when Mello ate through the chocolate bars to escape the cage.
* Near defeated Albert Einstein in a "Solving Algebra In Latin" match when Near completed his Algebra before Einstein.
* Oscar Wilde vs. Big Bird in a "Unfair Battle Royale"
* Big Bird never saw him coming.
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o Light "Kira" Yagami came out with the members of the Japanese investigation team to meet L and the SPK unit. Kira planned to rid of L, the investigation team, and SPK members at that moment, but his plans were foiled when L revealed that the Death Note Light possesed was a fake. Light then asked Ryuk to write their names in his Death Note, but Ryuk proceeded to challenge Light to a match...
* Ryuk defeated Light "Kira" Yagami in a "Death Note Match" after Ryuk wrote Light's name in his Death Note.
* Pokemon defeated Digimon and Yu-Gi-Oh in a "Supremacy Over Saturday Morning Anime" Handicap match.
o After The Match, both Digimon and Yu-Gi-Oh were both booed out of the bulding because the audience found Digimon was a cheap rip-off of Pokemon and the audience booed in disapproval of Yu-Gi-Oh's new gimmick of Yu-Gi-Oh GX.
* Team Nu-Metal (Adema, Korn, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, and System Of A Down) defeated Team Pop (Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, and Gwen Stefani) in a "Battle Of The Bands" match by disqualification when Team pop was disqualified after it was relvealed that they were lip syncing.
* Lois Griffin defeated Jillian Hall , Victoria , Candaice Michelle , Melina , Michelle McCool , Marge Simpson and Beth Phoniex to win a Women's Championship Title Match against champion Maria.
* Lois Griffin defeated Maria in a "First Blood Match" to win the Women's Championship Belt.
* SpongeBob Squarepants vs Patrick Star in a "Grudge Match" went to a "no contest" after both compeditors made up several minutes into the match. The audience booed both and as a result, General Manager Hulk Hogan put both in a WWE Tag team championship against Jeff and Matt Hardy
* SpongeBob Squarepants and Patrick Star defeat Jeff and Matt Hardy to win the WWE tag team championship when jeff hardy hit the swanton bomband bounced when he hit spongebob, and as a result, Patrick pinned jeff to pick up the win. And as a result, General Manager Hulk Hogan put both in a handicap match against Umagna
* Umanga def. SpongeBob Squarepants and Patrick Star after Umanga ate patrick
* T-Pain made an unexpected guest apperance at the event. The audience went wild and chanted "T-Pain. T-Pain then announced that he would be laying a special "Buy U A Drank" open challenge to anybody in the lockeroom whom thinks they can buy more dranks for girls than he can. At that moment, Trevor "Kano" Goddard's music hits and the audience goes wild and begins chanting Trevor's name. After sharing a few kind words. The match is on.
* Trevor "Kano" Goddard vs T-Pain in a "Buy U A Drank" open challenge went to a draw when the time limit went out and both compeditors bought the same amount of girls drinks.
o Following the match, T-Pain and Goddard shook hands and invited all the girls they gave drinks to to the ring for an in ring celebration. Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa came out and joined the celebration. Soon after The Godfather and his hoe-train came out and joined the celebration since...you know...can't have a party without the Godfather and his hoe-train.
* Jiraiya defeated Kisuke Urahara, Professor Oak, Master Roshi, and Ric Flair in an "Old Pervy Horndog Brawl Match".
o The special guest referee was Trish Stratus
o Following the match, Jiraiya along with Kisuke, Roshi, Oak, and Flair all chased after Stratus whom was screaming in horror over the fact she was being chased after by old, pervy, horndogs.
* Scott Hall and Kevin Nash defeated Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage when Hall pinned Savage after Hogan turned on Savage.
o Following the match, Hogan, Nash, and Hall reformed the n.W.O for the 50 millionth time. Just then, some scary Asian music played and the arena lights turned black and red. The audience booed because they thought the n.W.o Wolf pack was also coming back, but seconds later the Akatsuki came out. The audience cheered wildly. The leader Pain challenged the n.W.o to a "New World Order" match to see which criminal orginazation would reign supreme. The group agreed, called out the remaining 50 members of the n.W.o and the match was on.
* Team Akatsuki (Itachi Uchiha, Kisame, Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Tobi, Zetsu, Konan, and Pain) defeated the n.W.o (Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and 50 other midcarders) in a 'New World Order match".
o Following the match, the audience cheered and all the Naruto fans joined the Akatsuki in performing various jutsu technquies. Too bad there isn't a jutsu to prevent Hogan from winning any more titles.
* Goldberg defeated Stone Cold in a "Who's Da Man Now Bitch? Match" following a Spear and a Jackhammer.
* Power Rangers defeated Pokemon in a "Supremacy over Saturday Kids Show in the U.S and the World" following a Megazord attack, killing May.
o The special guest referee was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
o After the match, Ash Williams from Evil Dead challenged Ash Ketchum to an "Battle for the Ash Name" match.
* Sub-Zero and Scorpion defeated Naruto and Sasuke to win the WWE Ninja Tag Team Championship.
o After the match, Sub-Zero killed Sasuke by doing a spine rip on him. Scorpion burned Naruto until he turned into brown bones. Sakura was crying. Shortly after, she challenged Kasumi in a South Park controversy match.
* sakura killed kasumi in a "South Park controversy match" match thanks to assistance from her naruto women's champion , Ino.
* Cactus Jack defeated Serge Knight, Tupac, and The Notorious B.I.G. in a 1 on 3 Barb-Wire Lead Pipe Steel Cage Taco Eat-Off Rap Battle to keep the Ultimate Rap-Off Championship.
o Since when has Cactus Jack been a rapper???????
* Ash Williams and Ash Ketchum fought in a no contest in a "Battle for the Ash Name" match.
o After the match, Sam Raimi, Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Nintendo, Dawn, and Brock brawled in the ring.
o Backstage, Brock and Brock Lesnar was brawling.
* Hulk Hogan defeated Ted Turner to win the WWE Championship after Ted Turner laid down for Hogan, allowing Hogan to pin him for the belt.
o Following the match, Russo came out and delivered a promo along the lines of the one he gave out in 2000. He then announced that "this shit ain't happening again" and stated Hogan would put the belt on the line against John Cena.
* John Cena defeated Hulk Hogan in a kick your opponent in the balls match to win the WWE Championship Belt.
o After the match, the audience came to a shocking conclusion, Hogan LOST! The audience cheered wildly after Cena had finally ended Hogan's 5,000,000th title reign.
* John Cena defeated Superman to win the WWE Championship Belt
o Yokozuna interfered in the first 30 minutes of the match singing America The Beautiful (Seriously that song is way too used at Wrestlemanias!)
o After the match, John Cena won a lottery of $700,000,0000
* Jeff Jarrett defeated Vince McMahon in a "Loser loses ownership of their company" match. Afterwards, Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman interfeared on Jarrett's behalf.
o After the match, the three beat the crap outta Vince and tossed him out of the ring. The audience cheered wildly as the Bischoff, Heyman, and Jarrett raised each other's hands in victory. Jarrett is now the owner of the WWE. Jarrett proudly grabbed a mic and official declared the WWE "terminated" and that this would be the last Wrestlemania ever and would be replaced in favor of Bound For Glory. The WWE marks cried as TNA fans wildly chanted "WWE sucks, TNA rules".
* Mortal Kombat defeated Street Fighter, King of Fighters, Dead or Alive, Virtua Fighter, and Tekken in a "Battle of Fighting Games Match".
o Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2 interfered but got it's head ripped off by lightning.
o After the match, the audience came out and did Fatalities on the interfering fighting games.
* 'Triple H defeated Knuckles The Echinda , King Kong , Randy Orton , The Grinch , Chuck Norris , Super Sayain 8 Goku and Pee-Wee Herman in a "Fatal 8 Way Elimination Chamber Match" to win The World Heavyweight Championship Belt for the 9,000,000,000th time (effictivly surpassing Ric Flair's 17 title reigns). The order of elimination is as follows, ............
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