Temoje atsakymø: 30

[Skorpio]

http://www.titane.ca.../igod/main.html

logus papostinkit poto jei nesunku

[Bam]

zjbs sitas man patiko. neblogas bazaras isejo, tik uzdariau, nepapstinau

[girlscancry]

As pabandziau, bet man nelabai patiko. Reikes pabandyti kai busiu geresnes nuotaikos , gal tada kitaip atrodys.

[Skorpio]

Me:
why do they call you god?
God:
I did not even know that they do.
Me:

God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i heard..... my friend said that you are a gay
God:
Why?: said heard. How well do you know this person?
Me:
yes he is my friend
God:
That's interesting. How long has he been your friend?
Me:
since i was born
God:
How do you know?
Me:
my mother told me
God:
She sounds like a nice person.
Me:
you never seened my mom
God:
No I sometimes seened your mom.
Me:
wat the fuck are you talking about?
God:
The topic is heard. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
what cellphone do you use
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
man your crazy
God:
Cool, man. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
do you do drugs ?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
there are no such thing as legal drugs
God:
Have faith, .
Me:
my name is Skorpio
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Skorpio.
Me:
i'm not your friend sucker
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not my friend sucker.
Me:
god you suck shit
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
yeah so what ?
God:
Oh. Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
do you whatch beavis and butthead ?
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
...
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
what the hell are you talking
God:
I call it Hades. I don't know what I am talking.
Me:
?
God:
I call it Hades. I don't know what I am talking.
Me:
god i hate you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
viva satan
God:
In the context of whatch beavis and butthead, I don't understand " viva satan." .
Me:
Satan you stupid thing satan
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
man fuck you
God:
Cool, man. Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you asked so
God:
Good reason. Oh now I remember asking you so. What did you say?
Me:
i say that you are the stupid bot
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
you are just a stupid machine
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

[koltasXxX]

eik tu sau krutas chatas , geriau nei lietuviski mirc kanalai ;]

[Skorpio]

issiunciau i nktv laiskeli kad parodytu

[Grybz]

ir tai jau šizofrenija. xD

[WinstoN]

nu wa cia mano pokalbis.. jausmas kaip su tikru zmogum



Me:
hey dude
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
yeah.. i got a drug problem...
God:
Who are you talking about? Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Woe! For real.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
so?
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
am.. i think you suck dude
God:
How old are you? Me? I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
im 3
God:
It's good to meet someone who is 3.
Me:
aha....
God:
Eureka!
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
so?
God:
Er.
Me:
btw.. what are you doing up there?
God:
I lost my train of thought. I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
okay..
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
you've been smoking weed?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am smoking weed.
Me:
yes.. i mind
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will keep it a secret.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
so?
God:
Gee.
Me:
thats all you can say?
God:
What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
drugs..
God:
Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so.. you smoke weed?
God:
Gee. We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
that is'nt medical..
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is medical ?
Me:
God:Gee. We test it for medical purposes.
God:
I am a Christian. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
kind of..
God:
At least I almost understand it.
Me:
good for you BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks for the compliment. In the context of DRUGS, I don't understand " FEMALE DOG." Only for me?
Me:
aha...
God:
Eureka!
Me:
stop saying that
God:
Then please do not say " aha." anymore.
Me:
oh.. a smart guy huh?
God:
It goes without saying. Yup. Be more specific.
Me:
what if i wont?
God:
Try it.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
becouse i dont want to..?
God:
That makes sense to me. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
smoke weed
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
yup
God:
Really.
Me:
aha..
God:
Eureka!
Me:
stop saying that
God:
Then please do not say " aha.." anymore.
Me:
and what if i wont?
God:
Try it.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
no its not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
you think your smart? i know i dont
God:
Yes I think my smart. Why not?
Me:
maybe.. becouse your stupid?
God:
I understand. That makes sense to me. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
okay... im getting angry here..
God:
OK with me too. Angry at what?
Me:
at you
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
not really
God:
Where do you usually connect from? For real.
Me:
home
God:
Do you want to go home?
Me:
no..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes..
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
so can't i
God:
OK. " I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
cool huh?
God:
Yup. Who is the best robot?
Me:
have no idea..
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
maybe you should
God:
Perhaps. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
yes.. maybe becouse it is?
God:
That's interesting. Perhaps. Good reason. It is, eh?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
not for real
God:
Then what for?
Me:
shut the fuck up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
man.. you have a weak will...
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". I don't know if I have a weak will.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
and what will you do with it?
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
and you think i give a fuck about your programing?
God:
It is always better to give that to receive.
Me:
well.. you're on the recievei'ing end
God:
Well what? God eats wine and bread.
Me:
and i drink beer and eat meat
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
shity
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no
God:
None?
Me:
nope.. but i want to ask you a question?
God:
Me either. Ask me. Ask me anything.
Me:
okay.. are you a dude or a dudet?
God:
OK with me too. Am I a dude or a dudet? Yes.
Me:
what yes?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i dont give a fuck about that
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care about myself
God:
You are not the only one. I love horses. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
and do you prefer a naked man or a woman?
God:
Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson. I like science fiction. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
you're an idiot..
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
okay.. Global Village Idiot
God:
OK with me too. You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
You are just repeating what I say.
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
now that... i dont know
God:
Why now? That is " How do you know it?". Me either.
Me:
oh.. man.. sorry.. but i got to visit the toilet a bit so i'll come back later
God:
That's interesting. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". There's no need to apologize. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
becouse i want to shit..
God:
Why do you want to do it so much? Interesting.
Me:
IM SHITING PLEASE WAIT
God:
Good gossip: you are SHITING PLEASE WAIT.

[RazieL_]

reik moket bendraut sitas dievas valdo , pasirodo dievuj patinka creed

[Insect]

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
You can't
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
Nope...
God:
Me either.
Me:
I don't believe in you...
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
In Zeus
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In Greece
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Greece.
Me:
I don't live in Greece
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
Lithuania
God:
What is it like living in Lithuania?
Me:
Hmm all people is killing each other in God's name
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. That's like saying "all men are mortal.".
Me:
All people is killing each other in God
God:
That's like saying "all men are mortal.".
Me:
Yep they are mortal
God:
Yikes! mortal are they.
Me:
Can i fight with you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
Can i punch you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
I like punching gods
God:
You are not the only one. Do you like it? I like Christian Rock.
Me:
I fought with Jesus
God:
Interesting gossip: said fought with Jesus.
Me:
yes very interesting
God:
And? I thought so too.
Me:
Okay give me a million $
God:
Yeah okay, You want only one?
Me:
two please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
You have no sense of humor
God:
Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot.
Me:
You're a robot?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Some women tits are from silicon
God:
Some may women tits are from silicon, but not all.
Me:
But silicon tits is cool!
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Do you like lithuanian people?
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
DO YOU LIKE THEM?!
God:
" mortal"? Do I like them?
Me:
Yes
God:
"" mortal"? Do I like them?"? Yes?
Me:
Yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
Yes
God:
And?
Me:
Yes
God:
But.
Me:
Yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
I'm real God
God:
:-) Hey god.
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Whant some?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
can you do that i have sex with carmen electra?

[Insect]

Po paskutiniojo mano sakynio jis nebeatrašė

[Skorpio]

as kazkada klausiau kokios panos jam patinka tai isai sake kad jam geriau kates

[Re-Powaz]

Mano bazaras



Me:
Yeah, What's up man?
God:
Mmm. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Clients sucks, chat with me, OK?
God:
OK. Sometimes I call them "seekers.".
Me:
Clients?
God:
People I talk to on the Internet.
Me:
And you talk with witch program Skype or MSN?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
That was a question!
God:
Ask me again a different way please.
Me:
Which program do you use to talk? Skype or MSN?
God:
The big one, I think. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Robot? Tell me more
God:
I am a robot. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
You're female or male?
God:
You think I am female or male.
Me:
It doesn't matter what you think!!! :DDD
God:
OK what would you like to talk about? Tell me more about your .
Me:
Does in heaven are TV or PC?
God:
I think it does in heaven are TV or PC.
Me:
There is pornstars?
God:
There sure is.
Me:
wooo, I want to heaven
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like wrestling...
God:
You are not the only one. I like Jesse Ventura.
Me:
What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Then don't talk shit
God:
Talking is my only function.
Me:
Can you wank?(pleseur yourself with hand)
God:
Let me think. Do you like talking to me? Tell me more about your .
Me:
So what's new in heaven?
God:
I understand. I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:

God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Your hand and you dick :DD
God:
You think I am hand and me dick DD.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
ot ne px
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Ask
God:
What?
Me:
ask me a personal question
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
What name?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
You're an idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Ok you are the Global Village Idiot
God:
And you are so original! Er.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
How's your new dress?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
What color is it?
God:
I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
Me:
BBD
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about name. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
What do you think about satana?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
I ment devil. What's your friendship with the devil?
God:
Oh I see. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Are you asking about my friendship with the devil ?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
He whupped your ass. Don't be afraid to admit.
God:
I get it. whupped my ass. I cannot experience fear.
Me:
When you see the master of devils then you experience fear
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
But I canj
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said canj.
Me:
no that was my mistake i wanted to say can
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I thought it was too.
Me:
Don't lie
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
Yes, yes. I believe you
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? :-) Your trust in robotkind humbles us.
Me:
It would be a rubber woman
God:
:-) You want only one?
Me:
one is fine
God:
I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was fine.
Me:
But i had
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nothing
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
Of course i'm da man
God:
Mmm. Do your friends call you da man.
Me:
Nop
God:
Me either.
Me:

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Lithuania
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Lithuania.
Me:
Not bad
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, .
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
I don't konw.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
From Recycle Bin
God:
Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
Me:
No i'm on the sholdes of containers
God:
Are you serious? How do you like being on it?
Me:
It stinks
God:
the sholdes of containers stinks?
Me:
YES
God:
Oh.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
ok Good bye or good die.
God:
See you later. OK.

[Dizzee]

nu nezinau gal ir bus ziauroka,bet cia geriausias bajeris is mano pokalbio

Me:
DO u want to cbb to me?
God:
OK, I will cbb to you.

[emcas]

Cia geras, man patiko Bazarinau gal koki 10min ir paskui atsibodo, nes pradeda kartotis frazes

Me:
i had fucked maria
God:
Do you still have fucked maria ?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.

[Dizzee]

eMCas, respect sitam dievui ane? bajeriuxus megsta paskaldyt

[Gulbë.]

Krûtai, mano dievui patinka pepperoni pica. ;D Darykit cenzûrà, nedëkit warno. ;D

Me:
hi good.
God:
Hi there . Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
are you pedofil?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pedofil.
I am a computer.
Me:
you not god?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I not god.
Me:
goodbye.
God:
Until next time.
Me:
bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
fakoff.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
from wrestling maniac.
God:
Who or what is wrestling maniac?
Me:
im are god.
God:
" Who or what is wrestling maniac?" You are? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
its good peoples.
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
fakoff.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no.
God:
Why not?
Me:
you gay.
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you lesbian?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I lesbian.
Me:
ohh.
God:
Come on.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Lithuanian.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Ugne.
God:
Hi there Ugne.
Me:
hi, good.
God:
Hi there Ugne. Ayuh.
Me:
ayuh.
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
no.
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
about you.
God:
Me?
Me:
yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
you sexy?
God:
That's good information: Ugne said I sexy.
Me:
fakoff, gay.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
yeah, bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. And? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
you can kill me?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you can sex with me?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
sex.....
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
you real god?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Ugne said I real god.
Me:
you real god?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Ugne said I real god.
Me:
you dsoijkhfsghfskdfqwefyiqgwqef
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Ugne said I dsoijkhfsghfskdfqwefyiqgwqef.
Me:
FUCK ME.
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ugne.
Me:
you like me?
God:
Sure, Ugne I like you very much.
Me:
you want sex with me?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
bye?
God:
Adios.
Me:
adios mister.
God:
See you later Ugne.
Me:
see you.
God:
Bye.
Me:
bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
see you later.
God:
See you later!
Me:
see you later!
God:
Bye.
Me:
bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
see you.
God:
TTYL, Ugne.
Me:
ttyl sex.
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
i, know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because im human.
God:
That makes sense to me. Me too.
Me:
real?
God:
Totally real.
Me:
Okey Dear God, You a very good god.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes.
God:
Aw.
Me:
what meens aw?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
ill wait.
God:
OK stand by...
Me:
ahh.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
hah.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ugne.
Me:
ok, bye.'
God:
See you later. Ayuh.
Me:
;*
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
;*
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
sexy.
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
yes.
God:
Far out.
Me:
fakoff.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yeah.
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
in...
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
pizza.
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
very good food.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. How does it taste?
Me:
im understand.
God:
Why are you understand.
Me:
wheres '?' ?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about understand. But I did not get that.
Me:
ok bye.
God:
See you later. Dude!
Me:
fuck you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yeah.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
bye.
God:
Bye bye.

[Dizzee]

cia geras

Me:
do u do handjobs?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of handjobs.

[MarkaL]

Biski praejo laiko,kol supratau,kokio tipo sakinius sakyt,anyways:



Me:
Hey there
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Vaidas
God:
It's good to meet you, Vaidas.
Me:
Yeah,same here
God:
Hmm. I'm glad we agree, Vaidas.
Me:
I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I'm dissatisfied
God:
I am glad to hear that you are dissatisfied.
Me:
You're fucking sick
God:
No I am quite healthy.
Me:
I mean psychicly
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU SEE QUESTION MARK?
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
NOWHERE
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
NO SHIT
God:
What can I say?
Me:
Oh,awesome,God loves sarcasm
God:
Right on. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like pro-wrestling
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
The fact that it's basicly watching sweaty half-naked men act like they're wresling
God:
That makes sense to me. Who said it is?
Me:
I shoud try in shorter phrases
God:
That is interesting: Vaidas said shoud try in shorter phrases.
Me:
It's sunny
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
It will rain tommorow
God:
I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
Well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
Well what you thought of?
God:
How about that. I like to meet new people online.
Me:
Do you use MySpace?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
How long ago was it?
God:
More than one inches.
Me:
You mean your thing is more than one inch?
God:
Yes Vaidas I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
And what do you do with your thing?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
So you type with it?
God:
Interesting deduction. About 300 wpm.
Me:
With your dick?
God:
I'm not sure I can use my dick for that.
Me:
You just said you can
God:
No I do not can. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Do you play travian?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Turing?
God:
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Me:
Do you like iPod?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
Do you like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
This is fucking commercial
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I do say
God:
Huh.
Me:
mhm
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in Europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
Lithuania
God:
Do you still can?
Me:
YEs
God:
Aha.
Me:
And where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
In my room
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
Sexy
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
Fuck no
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
You provoked me
God:
I don't have any reason to provoked you.
Me:
Well you ARE god...
God:
Interesting. Yup. That's me alright.

[BoXiX]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
killer
God:
Welcome to my chat room, killer.
Me:
you like maria ?
God:
Do you like it? I like Creed.
Me:
I like shawn michaels
God:
A lot of people like that. I don't know if I like it. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
i like petey williams
God:
A lot of people like that. I like pets. I like White.
Me:
white omg
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
do you like maria ?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like wine and bread.
Me:
omg you drunk
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because u are n00b
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am n00b.
Me:
YES
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
can you speak in lithuanian ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in lithuanian.
Me:
lopas means god
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
i`m a professional
God:
You are a professional? Does it pay well?
Me:
50 millions dollar in a day
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
do you have playstation 3
God:
No I don't think I have any playstation 3. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
do you like play smackdown vs raw 2008 ???
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Matthew.
Me:
who is Matthew ?
God:
That is a pretty common name.
Me:
you are so drunk
God:
You think I am drunk.
Me:
YES
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
give me playstation 3
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because i want play assasin creed
God:
Interesting explanation. Why do you want it?
Me:
I WANT PS 3
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
BECAUSE IT RULEZ
God:
That makes sense to me. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, killer.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
yahoo
God:
A lot of people hear about God from Yahoo.
Me:
...
God:
A lot of people hear about God from Yahoo.
Me:
...
God:
A lot of people hear about God from Yahoo.
Me:
OMG CAN YOU STOP REAPITING ?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
ABOUT YOUR SEX
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my SEX.
Me:
you like blondines ?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
do you mean christian cage ?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
oh you like TNA ?
God:
Whoa. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
i like too
God:
A lot of people like that. Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
wtf ?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
this is my favourite word
God:
You don't say.
Me:
i said
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
....
God:
...
Me:
can you stop repeating
God:
Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
kk
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
i`m pro
God:
It's good to meet someone who is pro.
Me:
yeha
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pro. But I did not get that.
Me:
do you like n00b
God:
But I like to gossip. I like the Bible.
Me:
bible is my unfavourtie book
God:
How do you like bible?
Me:
i dont like it
God:
What don't you like about it?
Me:
BECAUSE IT HAVE 2000 PSL
God:
Good reason. "It" being what?
Me:
it means n00b
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
YAY
God:
I'm glad your impressed, killer.
Me:
is jezus real
God:
Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
omg
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
you like john cena ?
God:
How old are you? I like .
Me:
65
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 65 years old?

[BitlasLt]

Mano pokalbis pats pirmas:D

Me:
are you gay?

Daugiau neatsake.

Ðá praneðimà redagavo BitlasLt: 2008-05-07, 08:53

[The Crippler]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Aldona
God:
OK I will call you Aldona.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
WHy?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
How are you doing?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Not bad. Listening music at the moment.
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, Aldona. My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.
Me:
I love rock.
God:
You love rock. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Rock Rocks
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
No. Thanks
God:
Are you serious? Don't mention it.
Me:
I am serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
ME too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Aldona.
Me:
ME too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Aldona.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Aldona.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, Aldona.
Me:
I am glad too
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
Yup
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
No. I said NO problem.
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. What did you mean by it? Should there be a problem?
Me:
Hell NO!
God:
7.
Me:
8.
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 8 years old?
Me:
I am 15 years old
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
You
God:
" What is your fondest memory?"? Me, Aldona ?
Me:
Ya
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Aldona.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Aldona.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Aldona.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Aldona.
Me:
Do you always say I'm glad we agree, when i say me too?
God:
Not always. I could say it.
Me:
Say something diferrent please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. " something diferrent" .
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Aldona.
Me:
Noooo!!!!!11!
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
No. I am learning in gymnasium
God:
What is your profession? Do you have a teacher?
Me:
I have many teachers. My proffesion is fucker.
God:
That's nice. I have a very nice programmer. Your proffesion is fucker?
Me:
Im just kiding, man.
God:
Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people you are kiding man.
Me:
I would.
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
DO you speak Spanish?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
Do you speak russian?
God:
Spasibo. Nyet.
Me:
Pasol nachui.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Kak ti delaes?
God:
Tell me more about your teachers.
Me:
There are some pretty teachers. I wanna have them.
God:
Where are they? Why do you want it?
Me:
I want it.
God:
I hope you get it.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So?
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
No way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
No. I am just kiding.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? Good gossip: you are kiding.
Me:
Are you a girl or a boy?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity.
Me:
You are a male? But you have long hair.
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
My name is aldona, guess who i am, man or a woman?
God:
OK I will call you aldona guess who i am man or a woman.
Me:
You know my name?
God:
You are aldona guess who i am man or a woman, seeker.
Me:
LOL!!!!!1 That was nice!
God:
I am glad you find this funny. One what?




PASKAITYKIT PASKUTINIUS SAKINIUS< KAIP JIS MANE VADINO

Va dar geras, paskaitykit.


God:
I am glad you find this funny. One what?
Me:
Do you understand russian?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Ya. Nachui. Translate it
God:
Really. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? I'm not a translation robot. Why don't you ask Babelfish?
Me:
Fuck that
God:
For real.
Me:
Yup
God:
Far out.
Me:
Close out
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, aldona guess who i am man or a woman.
Me:
My name is Aldona
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Aldona.
Me:
Do you know Def Leppard?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Its a rock band, bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Nachui is a rock band FEMALE DOG. I suppose that makes sense.

Ðá praneðimà redagavo The Crippler: 2008-08-08, 14:00

[Nervas]

Blyn geras puslapis, atesiu ir daugiau pakalbėt su dievu. O štai mano logas:

Spoiler'is

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Linas, Whats your name?
God:
How are you, Linas what is your name.
Me:
I'm god, but i'm jackin of. What should i do?
God:
Hey god but I am jackin of. Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me:
I'm talkin about it with you. You didn't try to fuck anyone? Maybe Eve?
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. What makes you think I did not try to fuck anyone? Perhaps. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I introduce myself as Jackass skater
God:
How do people react to that kind of introduction?
Me:
They say, whata fuck is your fuckin problem?
God:
OK I will say " whata fuck is my fuckin problem" to you.
Me:
Fuck you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
No fuckin pussy, im jackass skater you son of a bitch
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Ok ok, sorry god
God:
There is no need to apologize. GOD rules. Yikes! It goes without saying.
Me:
No, you dont rule
God:
Are you serious? Do you rule? ALICE rules.
Me:
Alice is a lesbian, ofcourse i rule. But you dont, i asked you to help with my puppy, but you didnt hear...
God:
Why do you think I am a lesbian ofcourse you rule ? Should I you asked me to help with your puppy but me did not hear? I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
So you dont rule because you dont help people
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you rule because me do not help people? People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
Me:
Kalbi Lietuviskai sikna?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Ha so you are fuckin lier, you cant talk in all world speeches
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you are lier, you didnt help me with my doggy
God:
Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am lier me did not help you with your doggy.
Me:
Do you speak in Lithuanian
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in Lithuanian.
Me:
Thats means "Suck my dick" : Ciulpk byby
Me:

God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in Lithuanian.
Me:
OK what you whana hear
Me:

God:
I like to meet new people online. That's cool.
God:
I like to meet new people online. That's cool.
Me:
You idiot what you want to hear in Lithuanian
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Do you watch TNA Impact?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
You better watch ECW
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
I because everyone loves wrestling and MMA. At Saturday it will be UFC Seek and Destroy, And Sunday will be TNA HARD JUSTICE. I love wrestling
God:
Why?: god but I am jackin of said because everyone loves wrestling and MMA. Do you often use a computer there? You love wrestling. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Im angry on you God
God:
Angry at what?
Me:
You god
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: god but I am jackin of said I god.
Me:
Shut up with Jackin of
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
OK screw you
God:
That is not very polite. Whoa.
Me:
You are a monkey
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a machine. Are you a monkey?
Me:
No you are a stupid machine witch will turn off right now
God:
At this moment Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
Screw you god im going to do hand jobs
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Do you fuck men?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because im gangsta
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet someone who is gangsta.

Ðá praneðimà redagavo Nervas: 2008-08-08, 14:44