MMA humour
Fortaz
2010-03-13
Kadangi sukuriau tokia tema Wrestlingui, pamaniau kad MMA palikti ant ledo butu negrazu..
Pirmam post'ui - taip pat tweet'as. Si karta Shane Carwin atsako zmogui, parasiusiam jog jo uzsisakyta Shane Carwin nuotrauka buvo pradurta ir perplesta..
Shane Carwin atsakymas:
"Obviously @thefrankmir has fans at the post office. This is a new low...."
Pirmam post'ui - taip pat tweet'as. Si karta Shane Carwin atsako zmogui, parasiusiam jog jo uzsisakyta Shane Carwin nuotrauka buvo pradurta ir perplesta..
Shane Carwin atsakymas:
"Obviously @thefrankmir has fans at the post office. This is a new low...."
Powis
2010-03-15
Pora smaikščių palyginimų.
Wandy = Chuck Norris
Fedor = The Punisher
Tim Sylvia = Star Wars
Wandy = Chuck Norris
Fedor = The Punisher
Tim Sylvia = Star Wars
Fortaz
2010-05-04
Rampage humoras:
Since @SugaRashadEvans wants to go all childish......... @sugarashadevans mama so fat he bought her a UFC shirt & even @danawhite thought it stood for ugly fat chick!!
Since @SugaRashadEvans wants to go all childish......... @sugarashadevans mama so fat he bought her a UFC shirt & even @danawhite thought it stood for ugly fat chick!!
Fortaz
2010-06-30
Some fan to Dana: "this is why fedor won't compete in ufc"
Dana: "cause he sucks?"
Dana: "cause he sucks?"
Fortaz
2010-07-02
Q: Shane, you are the interim champion, but theres no belt. Where is it?
Brock: It doesnt exist
Shane: When Brock said its fake, it went poof
Brock: It doesnt exist
Shane: When Brock said its fake, it went poof
Lix
2010-07-25
Galimi Tito Ortiz pasiteisinimai, po potencialiai pralaimetos kovos Hamill'ui: (is MMAMania.com komentaru)
Ir dar priedas, prie paskutinio:
possibly Tito Ortiz pasakė:
I blew out my back playing Hopscotch
I could only train 2 days a week
I wasnt in shape
I had a torn ACL
I got poked in the eyes
c7 and c8 had bulging disc and or blown disc
Robbed by uneducated judges
I Forgot the safe word me and Jenna use
I have a cracked skull
I could only train 2 days a week
I wasnt in shape
I had a torn ACL
I got poked in the eyes
c7 and c8 had bulging disc and or blown disc
Robbed by uneducated judges
I Forgot the safe word me and Jenna use
I have a cracked skull
Ir dar priedas, prie paskutinio:
Lix
2011-06-20
Chael Sonnen twitter:
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ringside seats to Wandy's next humiliating loss, and that's pretty much the same thing."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ringside seats to Wandy's next humiliating loss, and that's pretty much the same thing."
Fortaz
2011-06-29
Again, some Chael "humor":
"I can finally get back to the most important thing in my life. Defending my Middleweight Championship."
"I can finally get back to the most important thing in my life. Defending my Middleweight Championship."
Fortaz
2011-07-07
Some more of the most interesting man in the world:
"I ask Brazil for a fight, and Machida answers.I ask for a REAL fight, and a Marine steps up.I see you hiding Lyoto, and I won't forget this."
Gaila šiek tiek, kad UFC pametė kamuoliuką su Stann, nes Chael turėtų jį pervažiuoti:)
"I ask Brazil for a fight, and Machida answers.I ask for a REAL fight, and a Marine steps up.I see you hiding Lyoto, and I won't forget this."
Gaila šiek tiek, kad UFC pametė kamuoliuką su Stann, nes Chael turėtų jį pervažiuoti:)
Fortaz
2011-07-14
Evans: "@TitoOrtiz lent me a pair of his shades. Is it me or r they way 2 big?! Lol Tito's head might b bigger than Pages! Lol ... his head is so big when it rains his shoulders don't get wet! These r just jokes! Tweeples don't get all hurt!"
Fortaz
2011-08-20
Lix, 2011-06-20, 01:38, pasakė:
Chael Sonnen twitter:
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ringside seats to Wandy's next humiliating loss, and that's pretty much the same thing."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ringside seats to Wandy's next humiliating loss, and that's pretty much the same thing."
Fortaz, 2011-06-29, 11:24, pasakė:
Again, some Chael "humor":
"I can finally get back to the most important thing in my life. Defending my Middleweight Championship."
"I can finally get back to the most important thing in my life. Defending my Middleweight Championship."
Fortaz, 2011-07-07, 09:35, pasakė:
Some more of the most interesting man in the world:
"I ask Brazil for a fight, and Machida answers.I ask for a REAL fight, and a Marine steps up.I see you hiding Lyoto, and I won't forget this."
Gaila šiek tiek, kad UFC pametė kamuoliuką su Stann, nes Chael turėtų jį pervažiuoti:)
"I ask Brazil for a fight, and Machida answers.I ask for a REAL fight, and a Marine steps up.I see you hiding Lyoto, and I won't forget this."
Gaila šiek tiek, kad UFC pametė kamuoliuką su Stann, nes Chael turėtų jį pervažiuoti:)
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Šį pranešimą redagavo `MalioK`: 2011-08-20, 23:22
Redagavimo priežastis: Ne visi (tarkim, as) turi Facebook accountus, mate.
real_deal
2011-12-01
Cheal Sonnen vs Arianny Celeste
Prasidejo nuo to, kad Cheal duodamas interviu Las Vegas Weekly numete pora akmenu i Arianny darza:
Arianny atsove via twitter:
Cheal responded:
Prasidejo nuo to, kad Cheal duodamas interviu Las Vegas Weekly numete pora akmenu i Arianny darza:
Cheal Sonnen pasakė:
We only had one and that was Chandella. The other was the IQ card girl. Arianny kind of walks around and holds up her latest test score. One time when there was a title fight, she got all the way up to five and we were very proud of her.
Arianny Celeste pasakė:
Hey what's ur name.. after @spideranderson kicks your ass..u won't even be able to count to 5!! Get ready to kiss brazils ass!
Cheal Sonnen pasakė:
Seems easy to wear a bikini and seems easy to walk in a circle, but try walking in a circle while wearing a bikini. Talented girl,
